Ask Longcat !

yeah - i tap it with my hacksaw and tear the flesh from the hide and feed it to my rainbow piranha.

heheheheeeheeee~!

How old is Longcat?

Anonymous

I do not have an age. I was created in the cosmos of the interwebs and therefore eternal :3

Why are you so long?

Becuz being un-long is lame B3

Do you like eating LongMice?

They are quite delicious , even of they do look like furry snakes!

Could You Give Me Your Adress ? :3

Anonymous

I’m am Always on the move so I do not have a permanent address.

How are you doing longcat?

Can I cuddle with you?

Anonymous

Sure! But you might get tangled up! <3